Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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