somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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