3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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