she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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