yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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