I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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