ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I don't think brook has ever known best
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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