Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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