dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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