He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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