i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm passing your future prison.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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