no. you can't hotbox the world.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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