Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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