Sry I called you an 8
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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