Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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