trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dear god my vagina.
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