but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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