there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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