Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm like, not good at living.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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