I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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