And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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