Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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