Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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