Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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