I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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