so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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