Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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