You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Randomize
