I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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