he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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