First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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