Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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