Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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