Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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