i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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