do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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