check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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