Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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