i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just had sex on a roof
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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