id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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