i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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