she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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