Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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