btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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