We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize