talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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