can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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