i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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