How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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