STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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