OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
where does the pee come out of this thing
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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