just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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