id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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