just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
