This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
