Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
