he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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