chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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