yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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