The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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